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If you are lucky enough to have roof rats living in your attic, their furry little bodies will actually help keep your home warm in the winter and cool in the summer.  

 

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It is well known that a pair of roof rats can produce upwards of 4000 — 6000 offspring each year. Now that’s a whole lotta lovin! After a few months of intensive breeding, roof rats pile up 2-3 feet thick in your attic, making nature’s best insulation, better than fiberglass! Roof rats are always willing to have a good time, and way too busy  making baby roof rats to terrorize anyone. 
Roof rat insulation is the best there is!

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Roof Rat Pelt Garments 

One of the best kept secrets of the fur industry is that luxuriant Roof Rat pelts make wonderful apparel. 

Here are examples of stylish roof rat pelt hats.

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 The Rat in the Hat is Back
 The Rat in The Hat is Back

stylish roof rat pelt purses
These roof rat purses are just right for any occasion

A Roof Rat Vest will make her day!

Be the envy of Wall Street with this stylish roof rat ensemble.

This dashing chap is ready to tackle another day, wearing his roof rat pelt shoulder wrap.

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Who could forget the famous Hollywood Rat Pack. Did you know that the old group of hard partying celebrities were named after the equally hard partying Roof Rats. Well now you do. roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats

If you choose to adopt roof rats and encourage them to nest in your home, it's suggested that you try to rid your home of any fleas, as roof rats do transmit the Black Plague, but no fleas, NO Problem!  And, the whole hantavirus scare is really overrated.  Just be sure to avoid disturbing their little nests, and always wear a HEPA approved breathing mask when removing any roof rat dropping that will accumulate in abundance around your house.  roof rats, roof rats, roof ratsroof rats, roof rats, roof rats

Only minor modifications are needed to make your home safe for you and the roof rats.  Below is some of the equipment to be installed in your attic.


Suggested Home Modification Starter Kit

Portable Roof Rat Support System

Of course, the roof rat homeowner needs a modern, humane way to catch their attic dwelling roof rats so that they can brush their rat's teeth.

After brushing, roof rat teeth should be a nice shinny yellow. 

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Did you know that Benjamin Franklin really wanted the Roof Rat to be our national symbol. Unfortunately, the bird people outvoted Ben

There was even talk of a roof rat $20 bill roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats

 
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Who could say no to this little critter?

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The Roof Rat Memorial

Yes, this is the birth and final resting place of the International Roof Rat Memorial. So many roof rats have died in the service of their country, with the government hunting them down like RATS! You would think they were downloading free music from KaZaA or some other horrible crime against nature.  roof rats, roof rats, roof rats

This memorial is a tribute to all the roof rats that have given their lives in the never ending quest to encourage people to eat more citrus fruit.  Every time  someone develops scurvy, another rat cries. This madness just has to stop! 

In the hope that future generations will know what has become known as "the greatest rat generation ever", this memorial was built by using only private funds by Sir Paul himself. roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats

 The International Roof Rat Memorial is on permanent display in Phoenix, Arizona.  We of Save The Roof Rat Foundation wish to extend our thanks to all those who worked so hard to develop this memorial to our beloved roof rats


 

Here is a photo of the Roof Rat Memorial Curator, Sir Paul, standing at The Roof Rat Memorial.

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The International Roof Rat Memorial is a tribute to hard working roof rats, who in spite of being poisoned, trapped, sterilized and chased by cats, have managed to blossom in the quiet citrus fruit rich irrigated homes of the  Arcadia Neighborhood.

The International Roof Rat Memorial Gallery

Now for the first time ever, you get an opportunity to glimpse at what very few people have ever seen, an insider's look at The Roof Rat  Memorial. 


The Roof Rat Memorial Monument


Friendly Roof Rat Smile Welcomes You


Who could resist these sad roof rat eyes?

The roof rats stand ever vigilant, 
prepared to tell the world about eating citrus.

 Sir Paul gets goose bumps every time he visits the International Roof Rat Memorial. Perhaps Sir Paul is a bit melodramatic for his own good. What a silly goose Sir Paul is!

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Donations, contributions or other less important concerns may be made by contacting the address below. roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats

Few people have been privileged to observe the intricate social patterns that dictate the lives of roof rats.  Here is an insider's look at the mysterious and complex:

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Roof rats are natural "Peeping Toms", so be sure to keep your blinds closed. 
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This Roof Rat jumps for joy as someone catches the plague from his infected feces. 
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Roof rats are social climbers, looking to become the top vermin.

Here, a roof rat pretends to be a "Blind Mouse" in a feeble attempt to scam a farmer's wife.
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Roof rats take baths monthly, considerably more often than their cousin, Lé French Rat.

If you throw a rat off the roof upside down, they almost always land on their feet! 

Roof rats can scamper across ceilings with ease, all the better to drop on unsuspecting heads.


This Rat is vomiting, after a hard night of roof partying.

The intricate social structure of the roof rat is a fascination to all who are willing to take the time to learn.  Who knew they had such remarkable physical, as well as social skills. If only more people were aware of these fascinating creatures, perhaps they would be able to multiply and prosper for years to come.


This pitiful roof rat wasn't quite quick enough!  Can you help him??

Preserve the roof rat's way of life.  If you don't , there may not be roof rats for our grandchildren to enjoy. Please, give until it hurts, then give some more.  

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