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Nuisance Problems Caused by Roof Rats
Rats are the most common animal pest in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. They enter building attics where they nest and reproduce. Their presence and the noises they make is disturbing enough. Their activity leaves droppings and an attic filled with soiled insulation. Worse, their inherent gnawing puts all structures at risk. Electrical wires, plumbing, and AC ducts are all at risk when rats are inside an attic. Wildlife Patrol provides the best rat control in Fort Lauderdale.
Q: How many roof rats
do you need to change a light bulb?
A: None, they see
quite well in the dark already.
Q: Why did the roof rat cross the road?
A: To get to the other citrus.
Q: How can you tell if your house has roof rats?
A: When a “Got Cheese” commercial is on TV, your attic sounds
like it’s salivating.
Q: How can you make a roof rat cry?
A: Throw onions on top of your roof.
Q: How did the roof rat remember what to get at the store?
A: He rodent down.
Q: Where does a roof rat sleep at night?
A: Apparently, anywhere it wants too.
Q: What crime do politicians commit on roof rats to make
themselves look better?
A: Identity theft.
Q: How can you tell a lawyer from a roof rat?
A: One is a disease bearing rodent that avoids the light of day, and the
other is a roof rat.
Q: How many Rats of Mass Destruction does is
take to stir the American people into a war frenzy?
Q: What did the bartender ask the roof rat
that walked into the bar?
A: Why the long face?
Roof rats, weak from hunger, are supported by a "friend of the roof
Don't you feel guilty?
Then give to:
The Roof Rat Song
Sir Paul, being a songwriter himself,
has always had a soft spot in his head for roof rats.
Being a devout fellow, Sir Paul appreciated the sweat and love that went into
the following song about God's vulnerable creatures, the roof
God Bless The Roof Rats
by The Roof Rat Trio
Sing along with
The Roof Rats" MP3 file [661k]
Bless The Roof Rats, rats that I love.
beside them, and guide them
the night to the trees up above.
the garden, to the bushes,
the attic, of my house,
Bless The Roof Rats, in my home sweet home,
Bless The Roof Rats, in my home sweet home, The End
must give thanks to the talented and enterprising Roof Rat Trio. These three musicians,
each from a different musical background entirely, have come together to create
that smash hit God Bless The Roof Rats. The Trio's presence has
been requested on stage, preferably the next one out of town. The same
people have suggested the Trio take their act on the road, as soon as possible.
The Roof Rat Trio is available for children's
parties, weddings, sit-down dinners, Dollar Store openings and other special occasions.
||"these guys have got to be one of the
better rat groups out there!"
/s/ Sir Paul
is another rat trio.
nother Rat Pack .
Always willing to lend a hand to support the roof rats noble cause, Sir Paul
even wrote a song about roof rats, called Yesterday.
the roof rats were so far away,
now I fear that they're here to stay
Oh roof rats on..
my roof today
there's not half the fruit there used to be
there's a roof rat standing over me
Oh I believe..
roof rats bite me.
This song never fails to bring a dry eye to the audience.