You are probably asking yourself...
There are several exciting ways for you to help Rudy's little unfortunate friends.
Yes, Sir Paul, with the assistance of The Roof Rat Council, has finally got around to offering what so many of you have been clamoring for.oof rats, roof rats, roof rats
Yes, the following deluxe keepsakes are now available for purchase thru PayPal. Unlike everything else in this site, this is NO JOKE. These fine gifts can be yours to cherish always. What better way to say "I Love You" to that someone special.
We offer the following items:
Roof Rat Bumper stickers
Roof Rat Bookmarks
"Adopt-A-Rat" Roof Rat Adoption
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"I Love Roof Rats : They Taste Just Like Chicken" Bumper Sticker Only $3.00
"Save The Roof Rats" Bumper Sticker $3.00
Each bookmark is a handcrafted work of art, laminated to last a lifetime, and comes complete with furry yarn tail. These little gems are real collectors items, and are an excellent way to show your support.
"Let's Trade Recipes" Bookmark Only $2.00
"They Taste Just Like Chicken" Bookmark Only $2.00
"Save The Roof Rats" Bookmark Only $2.00
"Adopt A Roof Rat" Adoption Kit
For a more personal and intimate way to help, you can
Adopt a Roof Rat.
Just think how your liberal guilt will just melt away by adopting your very own little roof rat.
Happy Adoptive Couple
Of course, you won't actually have to touch,
smell or see the little rat.
When signing up for Adopt A Roof Rat you will receive
All this happens while your rat remains out of sight, but NOT out of mind.
By sending your $
|See what one
happy couple has to say about their decision to adopt a roof rat.
"Adopt A Roof Rat" Adoption Kit Only $5.00
As we all know, roof rats just love citrus fruit! Show your support with a genuine faux citrus fruit to proudly display from your pickup truck or SUV's radio antennae.
Roof Rat supporter proudly showing citrus ornament.
This wonderful antenna ornament can be YOURS, for only a small donation!
Save The Roof Rats Faux Citrus Antenna Ornament Only $3.00
You will receive your deluxe roof rat gifts within 2 weeks of order rats, roof rats, roof rats r
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