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I know that you, like myself, share an interest in roof rats, and preserving them for future generations to enjoy. Here is a simple eight step plan to assure roof rat survival thru Republican Supply Side Economics. roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats

• Start off eating just a little roof rat meat at a time, as it is very rich in NATURAL®, ORGANIC® nutrients. roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats
  

• Try mixing roof rat meat with tofu, carrot juice or spirulina to keep that holistic® thing going. roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats
  

• As the demand for roof rat meat increases, so will roof rat suppliers, who always treat the rats with respect as God's own living creatures. roof rats, roof rats, roof rats
  

• Roof Rat juice, made from blended fresh roof rats, is a splendid way to enjoy this most natural® and organic® delicacy without actually chewing meat. roof rats, roof rats, roof rats
  

• One time honored way to preserve the roof rat is to dip the rat in salt, then hang carcass by the tail in a dry shed with adequate air flow. roof rats, roof rats, roof rats
  

• Rat-kabobs are a favorite here at PITR, as they can be prepared over any organic® and natural® heat source such as  volcanoes, forest fires, burning abortion clinics, etc.
  

• Get over your sissy squeamishness about eating meat by biting yourself hard on the arm until blood is drawn.  Then lick the blood.  Tastes good, doesn't it? 
  

• Try dipping the roof rat into organic® "green" food coloring, then passing the rat off as some sort of hemp treat that's shaped like a roof rat. This will easily fool your clueless vegetarian friends.  roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats

That wasn't so bad, was it?  All of us must make sacrifices in order to save the roof rats for our organic® and natural® grandchildren.  roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats

And really, aren't you getting just a little bit tired of saving whales?  At least you can actually SEE, TOUCH and SMELL roof rats, right in your own home.  This is especially true if you tend to hoard and "recycle" crap in piles all over the house and yard, resulting in wonderful Roof Rat "habitat®".  Saving The Roof Rats is a project you can really sink your teeth into.

/s/ roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats

Sir Paul, roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats

PITR President and a meat eater too! roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats
International Roof Rat Memorial Curator roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats
Save The Roof Rats Foundation Chairman roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats
Sole member of The Roof Rat Council roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats
Charter member of the Roof Rat Trio roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats

"...meal preparation is a happy time, but be careful about proper meat handling. 

 On warm summer days, food can go bad quickly.   Attached photos demonstrate what can happen if meat is left out too long. " roof rats, roof rats, roof rats

Murderer wickedly displays  carrot corpse.

As animals feel no pain,  they can be "put down" easily, without damaging the tasty meat contained inside.

Lunch is almost ready to eat!

Sally sez:

"You can save the rats, and eat' um too!"

And Sally really knows what she is talking about.!